STOP DOING MATH!

A PSA, by Logan Pinneo.

This website is a testament to those who still have the knowledge of what we once had, before the mathematitians invaded our schools and ruined our lives.

Why Math Exists

Math is a mistake, but who could've made it? Who could have created such a cruel thing to invade our minds? I'll tell you! IT WAS SIMON COWELL HIMSELF!

But WHY would he do that??

BECAUSE HE'S A TERRIBLE COMEDIAN!

Truthfully, math was just a really, REALLY bad joke made by Mr. Cowell.

Why you should stop doing Math

Math declares the mark at which humanity went TOO FAR. It has torn families apart, BROKEN societal norms, and yet these fiends, these "mathematitians" still DEMAND our respect for NOTHING!

LOOK AT WHAT THEY HAVE CREATED USING OUR TAX DOLLARS!

(THIS IS REAL MATH, DONE BY REAL MATHEMATITIANS)

WE HAVE BEEN PLAYED FOR ABSOLUTE FOOLS.